TITLE: Peace with a faulty heart
FANDOM: Avengers (movieverse)
CHARACTERS: Darcy Lewis, Clint Barton, pre Clint/Darcy; mentions Phil Coulson, Phil/OMC
RATING: Teen (strong language)
WARNINGS: Canonical major character death, fix-it (if you squint)
SUMMARY: "I don't know him!" Darcy blurted out. "I thought if I went to his place, I'd know a bit more ( Read more... )

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Reposted from The Mary Sue.

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TITLE: Mashed Potatoes in Cellophane
FANDOM: Avengers movieverse (AKA Marvel Productions movies)
CHARACTERS: Phil Coulson + his cast of headaches (AKA Darcy Lewis, Clint Barton, Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Thor, Jane Foster)
RATING: Teen (strong language)
SUMMARY: Phil Coulson really did train for ten-plus years to deal with mass hostile negotiations ( Read more... )

ETA: This wonderous new word thanks to Percy.
coulson [kɒl•səhn]
verb --to perform above and beyond expectations in the extreme. Vernacular, Early 21st C. --to kick ass and/or take names repeatedly.
adjective -- awesome. stupendous. most righteous badass. See also: GQBAMF

Thanks to lithiumlaughter's music-fu & our mutual adoration of Phil Coulson, GQBAMF, we ( Read more... )

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Someone needs to write me Coulson/Sif, please.

Many someones. A great many. I vow, I cannot rest until I have a MOUNTAIN of Phil Coulson/Sif fics, ranging from schmoopy kid!fic to outright nasty pr0n.

That is all.

Thank you so very kindly.

Someone needs to write a fic (or a series of fics) entitled "The Adventures of Phil & Darcy, Agents of Badassery" staring Phil Coulson & Darcy Lewis. At one point, Darcy & Coulson have to watch Glee. At another point, they have to solve a crime. At a third point, they have to have a drinking contest go awry.

I love you with the heat of a thousand fiery suns.

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XOXO
me